Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.