Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!