Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.