Joke #5024

Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.

You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.

Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.