Joke #5024

Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Vote:
has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Vote:
has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Vote:
has 78.33 % from 1366 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
Vote:
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Vote:
has 80.23 % from 3029 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Vote:
has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Vote:
has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, prison, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Vote:
has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Vote:
has 71.53 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, insulting, ugly, Yo mama