Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.