Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.