Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.