Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"