Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.