Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.