Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.