Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"