Joke #5086

Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Vote: has 75.20 % from 63 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Vote: has 32.79 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Vote: has 65.52 % from 44 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, death, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Vote: has 65.78 % from 128 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Vote: has 48.78 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: life, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Vote: has 44.13 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Vote: has 82.28 % from 1609 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama