Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.