Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.