Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.