Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.