Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.