Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!