Joke #5104

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."

Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.

Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.