Joke #5104

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.

Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.