Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.