Joke #5104

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.