Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.