Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."