Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!