Joke #5104

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.