Joke #5104

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.

Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.

Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???