Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.