Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.