Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.