Joke #10923

Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.

Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.

Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.