Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
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Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
