Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
Why are asian people bad at driving? Because they can't see.
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.