Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.
One kid's parents were good business people.
The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders.
The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.
Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water.
They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him.
As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama.
The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!"
The first kid said he wanted a helicopter.
The second kid wished for some money.
And the redneck asked for a wheel chair.
Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family.
The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.