Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
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He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It's not there.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.