Joke #5180

Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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