Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.