Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.
Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!