Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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