Joke #5180

Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
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