Joke #5180

Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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