Joke #5180

Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.

Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.

What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .

Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.

Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.

Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

"Hey, today we got the four of clubs. A guy named Samir al-Aziz, a Ba'ath party bad guy. And we now have the four of clubs, the five of clubs, the five of spades and the seven of diamonds. I don't know what game they're playing at the White House, but today, when it was confirmed that we had the four of clubs, Condoleezza Rice had to take off her blouse." Bill Maher "The Pentagon said this week that the war in Iraq has cost $20 billion so far. The breakdown is operations: $10 billion; personnel: $6 billion; getting Bush re-elected: priceless." Bill Maher "The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain." Bill Maher "Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'" Bill Maher.