Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator ? The elevator can raise a child.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
Black magic... It doesn't work.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.