Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
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Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
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Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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A: They always steal the green cards.
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site.
The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling."
And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched.
He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."
Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either."
The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled...
"SUPPLIES!"
