Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.