Joke #8486

Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.

How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r

Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong

There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape

An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.

There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.

What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.

I've got this black friend... just kidding.

I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.

Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.