Joke #5181

"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.

Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."

Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.

Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.

A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."

Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."

Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.

Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”