"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why?
What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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