"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."