"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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