"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.