"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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