"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I'm responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.
What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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