"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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