"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A: A taxi.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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