"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.