A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean. What are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom."
"I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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