A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
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Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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