A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
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"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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