A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.