A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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A: Bestiality.
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A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."