A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.