A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.