Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
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Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button.
Thank me later.
Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!
Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it?
Teacher: Technically. Yes.
Student: But it doesn't even taste like that...
Teacher: what?
Student: what?
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?
A: Well hung.
Their was a camel and elephant, the elephant said to the camel.
"How come you have your t*ts on your back?" and the camel got offended so he told the elephant.
"Well why do you have your d*ck on your face?"
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding in an elevator, when they see a small puddle in the corner.
The brunette looks at it.
"That's definitely cum," she says.
The redhead touches it.
"That's definitely cum," she says.
The blonde takes a little taste.
"That's definitely cum, but nobody in our building."