What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A blonde at a flashing red light!
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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
How does a blond spell farm?
E-I-E-I-O
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra?
‘Thanks for the refill.’
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet?
To feed the toilet duck!
A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?"
The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland.
She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
A truck was traveling through town.
When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, "Mr. you're losing part of your load".
She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light.
She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver's window, "Mr. you're losing part of your load."
The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver's window, before she could say anything, the driver said, "MA'AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK......."