Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory?
A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
One that never misses a period.
Postcard from a blonde:
Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for her darkroom.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: Because she couldn't find the 11
There's a double Decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette.
On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing.
On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated... they're in a panic.
They're screaming, terrified, and holding onto each other as the bus moves along the street.
Finally, a brunette gets up and walks to the top of the bus to ask what's wrong, and one of the blonde's replies, "what's wrong?!? Well, you'd be screaming too if you didn't have a driver!!!"
A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother.
When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, "I don't have that kind of money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back room.
He unzips his pants and takes out his penis.
The blonde gets on her knees, brings it toward her mouth and says, "Hello? Mom?"
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house.
They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says,
"Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."