Joke #2895

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
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What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
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A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?" His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
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Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals. That night when he got home he told his joke. She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me." He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?" She quickly replied, "M"!
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What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole? You swerve to miss a pothole!
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Q: What is a blondes' reaction to hearing "drinks are on the house". A: Where's the stairs.
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