Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory?
A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She burys it.
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin.
As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee.
"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."
A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells off the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself.
After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.
"I'm here for the paint job," she said.
"Alright," said the man.
"Here is the paint and your brush.
I want you to paint my porch behind the house."
The blonde immediately went to work painting.
Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coat.
After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay.
She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a Porsche out back.
It's a new BMW.
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse?
So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:
"Parking for drive-through customers only!"
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America.