Joke #5425

There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says "You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
Vote: has 63.00 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: kids

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Kid to her mother: "If you hurt me I'll make you pregnant by a needle." Mother: "How? My sweet it isn't possible." Kid: "I'll insert the needle to daddy's condom!"
Vote: has 76.66 % from 108 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: baby, kids, mean, sex, vulgar
A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out. The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him. The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family member, asks the kid. "Is this really your grandmother?" "Yes. She visits every Christmas!" "Very good! And when she stays at he rest of the year?" the driver insists. "At the airport!," says the kid and continues, "Whenever we feel like, we go there and we take her home..."
Vote: has 48.78 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: airplane, Christmas, family, kids
Doctors son: "Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me some guidelines of success." Doctor father: "Always, write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills legibly."
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dad, doctor, kids
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
Vote: has 52.64 % from 74 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath under water?" His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, "I really don’t know, son." The boy sat quietly from another moment, then turned back to his dad and asked, "How does our boat float on the water?" Once again his dad replied, "Don’t know, son." Pondering his thoughts again, a short while later, the boy asks "Why is the sky blue?" Again, his dad replied. "Don’t know, son." The inquisitive boy, worried he was annoying his father, asks this time "Dad, do you mind that I’m asking you all of these questions?" "Of course not son." replied his dad, "How else are you ever going to learn anything?"
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dad, fish, kids
"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
Vote: has 37.92 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: hospital, kids
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Vote: has 40.24 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: cop, kids
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, kids, Yo mama