A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried.
When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common?
A: They both have a black box.
There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck.
And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
A: She forgot to close her eyes.
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.
The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!
This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,
"You're free to go.
And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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A blonde goes to the hospital to give blood and is asked what type she is.
She tells them she’s an outgoing cat-lover.
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
