A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break?
If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!", the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Why did the blond speed on the highway?
Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem.
The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?"
The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
