She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
So he decides to buy her a cell phone.
She is all excited - she loves her phone.
He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband.
"Hi Hon," he says.
"How do you like your new phone?"
She replies, "I just love it.
It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell.
There's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle?
A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test?
A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts... she gave me change!
Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up.