Joke #5485

Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You told me not to use tables.

Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

Teacher: "I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense." Student: "In future tense, You will go to jail."

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.

You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.

Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.

I'll be honest. I did not graduate at the top of my class. In fact, I was so close to the bottom, my sheepskin had a tail.

Little Johnny comes home and tells his daddy, "Dad, tomorrow there's a special 'Adults' evening' at school. Daddy is surprised, "Really? Special?" "Yes," nods Johnny, "it will be just you, the teacher, the headmaster and two police officers."

"Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?" "Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!"