Joke #5597

Why are guys like microwavable meals? They’re both done in 30 seconds.

If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."

Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.

Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.

A young couple get between the sheets for the first time. In a flash it’s over. The boy says, ‘If I’d known you were a virgin I’d have taken more time.’ His girlfriend replies, ‘If I’d known you were going to take more time I’d have taken off my tights.’

Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.

I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.

Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

What do a gynecologist, and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it!