Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Mary to Jill: ‘My last boyfriend said he fantasised about having two girls at once.
Jill: ‘Most men do. What did you tell him?’
Mary: ‘I said, “If you can’t satisfy one woman, why would you want to piss off another one?”’
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam?
A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom?
He wanted to keep the swelling down.
Some newly-weds arrive to the hotel and the girl very afraid tells her husband:
"Honey, I don't know nothing of this, can you help me, please?"
I will Honey, starting from this instant, we will call your thing the prison and my thing will we call the prisoner, so... we will put the prisoner in the prison"
And they throw the first one.
and the guy is laying face up on the bed, but the girl was delighted and tells her husband:
"Love, the prisoner is outside the prison!!!"
The guy not very delighted tells her:
"Lets put him into the prison another time!!"
And the second ...but the girl is very sweet-toothed and she tells him:
"!! Honey !!!... .The prisoner is out again!!!"
The man rises, with the legs like a recently born foal.
And they throw the third!!! He is laying on the bed, exhausted and the girl says:
"!!! Honey, the prisoner escaped again!!!"
And he answers with his last breath:
"HEY !, It's not life imprisonment!!
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!"
Johny: "I have no idea."
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