Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
A:Because seven ate nine.
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The teacher asked Willy, "If you have seven cookies and Billy asks you for three, how many cookies have been left with you?"
Willy immediately answered, "Seven!"
Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once.
How much is six plus four?"
Class: "At once!"
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Life is like a definite integral.
Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
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"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague.
"Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
Teacher: "Are you good at math?"
Pupil: "Yes and no."
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Pupil: "Yes, I'm no good at math!"
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths.
"I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."