# Joke #5714

Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
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