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A chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can.
Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?"
The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."
Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.