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Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10.
And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10".
The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one.
Ok wait I got 66 problems.
How I see math word problems:
If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.
Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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