Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.