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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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