What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and he says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What are three words you dead the most while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home."
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
Two men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders. The chief walks to the men and says, "What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?" The first man thinks for a second and replies, "I choose Boogaloo". The chief smiles and the tribe begins to chant "boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo". The chief takes the man, bends him over and f**ks him up. The second man is horrified at what he has just witnessed and then the chief walks up to him and asks, "You must choose, Death or Boogaloo?" The man thinks he would rather die than have boogaloo, so he replies, "I choose death." The tribe roars in ecstasy and the chief yells, "Death by boogaloo!!!"
Guy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. Guy: Do they swell? Girl: No. They spread.