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What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on.
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Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore? A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
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Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose. Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it? Teacher: Technically. Yes. Student: But it doesn't even taste like that... Teacher: what? Student: what?
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I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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