Two gays Rupert and Cecil are lying in bed together Rupert starts rubbing vaseline on his chest.
Cecil ask, "What you doing?""
Rupert said, "I read that vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest.
Cecil said, "Don't be fucking stupid, if that was true I would have a ponytail sticking out of my arse..."
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The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly.
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Gang rape.
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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Does any one know what that is?
"Yes," says Tommy.
"My dad has two, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth."
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
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A: Indi-anus