A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.
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I came here to do 2 things: work on my math skills.
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ?
He had to work it out with a pencil...
Equation
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
A statistician's wife had twins.
He was delighted.
He rang the minister who was also delighted.
"Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister.
"No," replied the statistician.
"Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control."
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in an experiment.
They were both placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful naked woman on a bed.
The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman.
The mathematician said "this is pointless" and stormed off.
The engineer agreed to go ahead with the experiment anyway.
The mathematician exclaimed on his way out "don't you see, you'll never actually reach her?".
To which the engineer replied, "so what? Pretty soon I'll be close enough for all practical purposes!"