A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?"
The teacher said: "Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?
Because 69 is such a mouthful.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch!"
Johnny shouted his mother "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords."
But, Mom, replied the boy, "That's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it."
Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain.
"Oh, heavens" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four."
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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Equation
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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