A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ? The logician replies: "yes".
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?" "A jack," answers little Johnny.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.