# Joke #5984

A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
Vote:
has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: math

## Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Vote:
has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Vote:
has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: geek, hunting, math, nerd, science
What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
Vote:
has 74.00 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
Vote:
has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, technology
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? That's perfect!
Vote:
has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, school, student, teacher
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Vote:
has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
The teacher asks a student "If you have \$5 and billy takes \$3, how much do you have left?" The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: math, money, student, teacher, vulgar
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Vote:
has 78.67 % from 2502 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, computer, math, racist
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Vote:
has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Vote:
has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math