How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!