How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.