How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
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A: Officer.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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