How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.