Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
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A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!