Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
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Throw them a basketball.
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A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It's not there.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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