Joke #6120

Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.

How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.

Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.

Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.

What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards

Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."

What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.

There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.