Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
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A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher: "What happened Johnny?"
Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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