Joke #3137

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.

I'm not racist, my shadow is black.

Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"

When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."

What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.

There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"

Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person? A: Bestiality.

Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.

Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.

What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton