Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.