Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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