Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.