Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
What's Mexicans favorite video game. Borderlands.