Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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