Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
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Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
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We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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