Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.