Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
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A: Call him a racist.
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One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
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A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
