Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.