Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.