Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.