Q: How did the pirate get through School?
A: By sailing on high C's.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis.
The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?"
And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
Q: What do pirates wear in the winter?
A: Long Johns!
One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad.
One was a blonde and one was a brunette.
After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted.
The blonde goes to see if she made it that night.
Once she found out she made it she got out her cell phone and called the brunette, but she didn't answer, so the blonde just went back home. The next day the brunette called the blonde to see if she wanted to go with her to look at their scores.
The blonde says sure and meets the brunette at the school.
The brunette beats the blonde to the school, so she goes ahead and looks at the scores to find out they both made it.
When the blonde gets there, she finds her name on the list again. Then she says, "Yes! I made it again, I made it last night and I made it again today. I am on a roll!"
TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles: there is a mile between the first and last letters!