I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...