Joke #6379

I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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