I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.