I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!