Joke #6379

I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

"Hey, today we got the four of clubs. A guy named Samir al-Aziz, a Ba'ath party bad guy. And we now have the four of clubs, the five of clubs, the five of spades and the seven of diamonds. I don't know what game they're playing at the White House, but today, when it was confirmed that we had the four of clubs, Condoleezza Rice had to take off her blouse." Bill Maher "The Pentagon said this week that the war in Iraq has cost $20 billion so far. The breakdown is operations: $10 billion; personnel: $6 billion; getting Bush re-elected: priceless." Bill Maher "The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain." Bill Maher "Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'" Bill Maher.

Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"

What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.

Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!

Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.

Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society

What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.

There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.