I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.