Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
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Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher: "What happened Johnny?"
Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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