Joke #3156

Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.

A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"

I've got this black friend... just kidding.

If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.

What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?

Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.

Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.