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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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