Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.