Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
He got a twat in the face.
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The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
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"A cup of boiled water please"
"Water? I thought you guys drank blood"
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Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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