Q:Why did the woman cross the road? A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need. A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Q: How do you know when a women's about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
This black woman was vastly overweight, and I mean MASSIVE and she went to see the doctor about her weight. She said to him, "Have you got any dieting remedies or anything that can help me loose weight?" The doctor replies, "Yes we do, all you need to do is shake your head from left too right, simple eh?!" She says, "WOW that's amazing, um... when do I do it?" The doctor says, "Next time your ordered food."
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.