Joke #7773

Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!

Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.

Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.

Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.