Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.