Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.