Joke #7773

Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.

Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.

Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.

Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".