Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.