Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."