Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".