Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!