Joke #8972

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.

You mama so old she made yoda look young.