Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !