Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.