Joke #7797

Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It’s pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won’t let you fart."

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.

Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.

Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

You mama so old she made yoda look young.

Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.