Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.