Joke #7854

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.