Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.