Yo mama is so short you can see
her feet on her passport picture.
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama so skinny...
She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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