Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.