Joke #7854

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.

Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!