Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.