Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!