Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.