Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."