Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!