Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.