Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.