Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.