Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.