Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.