Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.