Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!