Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.