Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.