Joke #11694

Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.

Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.

Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.