Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'