Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?