Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!