Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.