Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.