Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!” This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!” Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. The fan sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four balls.” The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!