Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"