Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle?
A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
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I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
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A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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