Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
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A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner.
The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is a soup made with matzoh balls."
On seeing the 2 large matzoh balls in the soup, the redneck man was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew.
Gently, the Jewish couple urged him to, "Just have a taste. If you don't like it, you don't have to finish it."
Finally, he agrees.
He digs his spoon in, first picking up a small piece of matzoh ball with some soup in the spoon, and tasting it gingerly. The usual mmmm sound can be heard coming from somewhere deep in his chest, and he quickly finished the soup.
"That was delicious," he said, but I was wondering...
"Can you eat any other parts of the matzoh?"
You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.
After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?"
"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"
"What do you brush with?" asked the dentist.
"Preparation H," said the redneck.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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I was eating and enjoying my food when a man entered into the restaurant where i was eating with a brief case.
I guess he is a politician cause his dressing and pot belly portrays it.
He walked and sat down as every body looked at him.
Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying.
The woman knelt down and told him that her children die of hunger since her husband died.
This man opened the brief case and gave this woman five thousand dollars.
The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness.
I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he need a money to establish a business.
This man brought out three hundred thousand dollars cheque and gave it to this man.
This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie i will blow to have my own national cake.
I started crying and came to the man. Immediately i knelt down, I heard "Cut! cut! cut!".
I turned and saw the laughing director of the movie.
Shame almost killed me.
You know you're a redneck when your mom, dad, aunt, and uncle are two people.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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