Joke #8070

Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.
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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
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Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken? A: Egg-splosion
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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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Cletus Cletus goes to work and sees that one of his co-workers has a thermos. He asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." Cletus was amazed and when he got home immediately went out and bought one. The next day he goes to work and is proud that he has this wonderful object. The same co-worker realizes he has a thermos and says, "What do you have in it?" He says, "Soup and ice cream!"
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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Customer: "Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?" Waiter: "I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller."
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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