Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
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A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner.
The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is a soup made with matzoh balls."
On seeing the 2 large matzoh balls in the soup, the redneck man was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew.
Gently, the Jewish couple urged him to, "Just have a taste. If you don't like it, you don't have to finish it."
Finally, he agrees.
He digs his spoon in, first picking up a small piece of matzoh ball with some soup in the spoon, and tasting it gingerly. The usual mmmm sound can be heard coming from somewhere deep in his chest, and he quickly finished the soup.
"That was delicious," he said, but I was wondering...
"Can you eat any other parts of the matzoh?"
You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
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Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's going to eat."
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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A Saddle Light Dish.
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left everything to his beloved widow?
A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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You might be a redneck if your mother carries a lug nut wrench for a toothpick.
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: You kick his sister in the jaw.
Whats long and Black??
The KFC line.