Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
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A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner.
The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is a soup made with matzoh balls."
On seeing the 2 large matzoh balls in the soup, the redneck man was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew.
Gently, the Jewish couple urged him to, "Just have a taste. If you don't like it, you don't have to finish it."
Finally, he agrees.
He digs his spoon in, first picking up a small piece of matzoh ball with some soup in the spoon, and tasting it gingerly. The usual mmmm sound can be heard coming from somewhere deep in his chest, and he quickly finished the soup.
"That was delicious," he said, but I was wondering...
"Can you eat any other parts of the matzoh?"
You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
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You might be a redneck if a police officer pulls you over to ask for your driver's license and your address is the county jail.
Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?
A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture.
Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"!
Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep.
He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"?
Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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