Joke #8070

Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.
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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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