Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.
You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left everything to his beloved widow? A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.